Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Jake, the hunky Bachelor

I loved Jake in The Bachelorette.  Some people don't, I guess because he's 'too perfect.'  Wow, those people get a thrill from deprivation, huh?  "No, I can't like him... he's too PERFECT."  Um, that sounds like total crap to me!!  What that says to me is, "I'm not good enough to be with him."  Perhaps a form of self-loathing, no?

I could be wrong.  I mean, I suppose I'm on the other side... you know, the perfect side. OK, I'm just KIDDING! Get over it.

ANYWAY.  Jake is super cute and so are a few of the girls.  Definitely not Rozlyn, Miss Most Embarrasing Reality TV Figure of 2010 (and it's only January!).  Lol, I'm glad there are girls out there that make us other girls look good.  For instance, girls who are shameless, rude, an embarrassment to themselves and hit on other girls' boyfriends, even though they have been SHUT DOWN many times... you know, the nasty whoorish ones.  I didn't say this is from personal experience, did I?

ANYWAY.  Back to the girls I like on the Bachelor.  They would be: Tenley and Ali.  They're the cutest (Tenley being more pretty than Ali) and well-dressed.  I had started out liking Elizabeth until she pulled that fake 'no kissing' crap.  Lady, I can see through you games and fake hair colour (but I do admit it's a good colour on you- maybe just natural-ize it a bit more with softer tones). 

Sometimes, I can't believe how dumb boys are.  Even though Jake is a total catch, he still thinks with his other head.  For example, "wow Rozlyn is brushing her boobs against my arm!!  I think she really likes me and is here for me!" Dude...  ...at least it was figured out for him in the end, even though it did leave him to sad and disappointed... but man does he look yummy!

Who are your fave girls and what do you think of Jake?

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